tagged by WILSON

u sure u wan ii answer this???

ii'll do it~

1. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend or girlfriend smoke?

u think leh?

2. How about drinking?

depends~

3. Do you like someone you can't have?

YES ii will.

4. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?

ii think ya~

5. What's your favourite sport?

dance?

6. It's Saturday night, and you're home alone... what do you do?

sleep/on9

7. Do you like roller coasters?

ii miss GH's roller coaster!!

8. When's the perfect time to have a bf/gf?

when ii wan it lorr~

9. If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?

Jiro maybe~ but if can have a dinner with GaGa then ii will over excited!

if can hug maii S.H.E then maybe ii wont bath loh? xD

10. What are you doing this weekend?

haven reach leh~ but for mii arr? saturday got class leh! beh song....

11. What is your favourite restaurant?

food n tea?? tat's OUR restaurant..

erm.. ii like...... YO! sushi maybe... Ichiban Ramen maybe...

ii think, ii miss our days at 'yang guang hai an'......

12. Have you ever hugged someone?

wat kind of question huh??

13. Ever kissed someone you weren't attracted to?

yup

14. Do you like anyone right now?

ii like EVERYONE, but not anyone~ xD

15. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

gap mm gap~

16. Which do you prefer, Beach or Mountains?

beach is flat geh; mountain not flat geh wor~ xD

17. What kind of phone do you have?

this kind lah~ ii got ORIGINAL camera, mp3 player, bluetooth, 3G geh leh!

no need modify byself geh leh! kai wan xiao!

18. Computer or Laptop?

u mean wat ii'm using or which1 ii have?

ii'm using com but ii have both~

19. Jeans or Sweats?

no idea

20. Which year(s) has/have been the best so far?

2002 ba... if ii could change the pass, ii'll choose not to have u in maii memory......

21. How old are you gonna be on your next birthday?

age is female's secret~ xD

22. What should you be doing right now?

watching DIE B

23. What is your favourite TV show?

show arr?? guess maybe? bai wan da ge xing maybe? battleground maybe?

24. What's been your last purchase?

bus ticket from ts back to maii home... RM1.90 leh!

25. Are you attracted to girls/boys that smoke?

NOPE

26. Have you ever fallen on your butt in front of a crowd of people?

got ba~~

27. What do you do when you're at home?

sms, watching movie, on9, sleep, eat, bath, stand stand sit sit walk walk........

28. What is your favourite subject?

u mean this sem or overall?

ii love MATHS~ (but ii lost it T_T)

29. What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?

win a champion in dancing competition? (although it's not bcoz of mii~)

best thing arr? have a very caring parent, a baby tat love mii so much, a gang of best frens!!

30. How do you think the people around you feel around you?

38 lah!

31. The character for you for yourself is...

38!!!!!

32. On the contrary, the thing you hate about yourself is...

38 oso...... xD

33. The most ideal person you want to be is...

a person tat everybody will love...

34. The person who tagged you…

wilson tai kai chung

35. What relationship of you with him/her?

Net fren=college fren >> real life fren >> good fren??

36. Your 5 impressions towards him/her?

leng zaii, talented, caring, patient, romantic???

37. The most memorable thing she/he had done for you?

made for mii a heart shape burger set supper......

39. If he/she becomes your lover, you will....

GOOD question, if he becomes maii lover mean ii will pakto with him loh~ xD

40. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will...

sei mm ngan bai~~

41. If he/she becomes your lover , he/she has to improve on..

must accompany mii more than ur homework!! at least equal with ur hw loh......

42. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is...

bcoz we break up jor~~~ hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD

43. The most desirable thing for you to do to him/her is...

do not disturb him anymore??

44. The overall impression of he/her is...

'cha sui' lah~~~ hahahahahahahaha xD

JOKING geh lah! dun be so serious~

45. Who you're gonna tag?

if they wan then answer loh~

billy? kitsing? cyp? lc? bibi? ivy? jane?

YALL like lah~

小熊的故事

小熊很爱吃蜜糖,

也很喜欢跟其它的小熊们分享他的蜜糖.

不知从什么时候开始,

小熊渐渐的不再和其他的小熊分享他的蜜糖了.

他开始把自己的蜜糖收起来,

并且把它封得好好的,

也不想让别的小熊碰他的蜜糖了.

小熊渐渐的变得越来越孤单,

口味也渐渐改变了.

他不再爱吃甜甜的蜜糖了,

那是因为他要把自己仅存的蜜糖收好好.

所以,他开始爱吃酸酸的食物了.

日子久了,

小熊发现,原来酸酸的食物并不好吃.

可是周遭的环境让它不得不吃那些酸酸的食物.

看着身边的小熊都有属于自己美味的蜜糖,

而且大家还在分享着大家的蜜糖,

小熊觉得自己很孤单......

小熊也不知道为什么自己最近是怎么的,

什么情况都可以把酸酸的食物啃进肚子.

或许,

他太希望其他的小熊可以跟他一起分享完他所有的蜜糖吧......

如果让其他的小熊尝了他的蜜糖的话,

那小熊们就会知道,

原来小熊的蜜糖是酸的!

所以即使小熊希望可以跟大家分享他的蜜糖,

他也不允许自己这样做了......

Lose World of Akiling 

Short Note for maiiself

wooo~ this 1 very very HOT de~

ngam ngam happened jek~

just to rmb jek~ xD

ii wan to rmb......

this year geh year end hor (mean now lah~),

"why we always quarrel bcoz of other ppl geh?????"

no special meaning geh~

dun perasan......

18岁的儿童

Aki今日一言:"冲动的人是愚者"

_____ maii sound really sound like kid meh?

little gal somemore ==" _____

today, 21/12/2009

FIRST case:

take lrt back home.

take from wangsa to masjid jamek.

went to counter,

push the counter to make mii taller,

n said "masjid jamek".

then the ticket seller smile.

sue said: "she heard dao a little gal's sound, but saw a gal is standing there."

or maybe she just talk with her co-worker about some funny thing leh?

but before ii go,

ii look at her,

she SMILE to mii wor~~ means??

SECOND case:

walking...

ii walk in front of sue.

Aki: "听日有得食汤圆噜~" (sue said is like this lah~)

sue said: "你同我讲耶啊?"

Aki: "你以为?"

Sue: "我以为哪个小孩子在讲话..."

but she still noe is mii lar~~

ii rmb a very very 经典 de quote:

"什么歌从你口中唱出来都会变成儿歌" by bibi......

conclusion: 我的鼻音是天生的 =="

一秒也好

一秒也好...

你多看我一秒也好...

跟我说话多一秒也好...

想念我多一秒也好...

回忆我多一秒也好...

给我,多一秒......

好吗?

原来这,

是一个很好的试验,

证实了,

我们爱你,

我们想你...

我的回忆已经不是我们的了吗?

原来爱你,

也会让我们流泪...

越去想它,

眼泪就越一发不可收拾......

所以请你可以,

再给我们多一秒吗?

Christmas, why do ii love u?

不知道什么时候开始,

突然发现自己爱上圣诞节了...

以前对圣诞节的看法,

只是一个比普通日子特别一点点的节日,

不知今年的何时开始,

突然爱上了它............

这里的圣诞节很逊,

没有下雪,

没有烟花,

没有浪漫的气氛...

可是,

我还是爱上了它...

期待着今年有一个特别的圣诞,

期待着有圣诞礼物收,

因为没有收过...

今天还陪妈妈去买我表外甥的圣诞礼物叻....

都没有我份....

今年的圣诞节我到底要怎样过啊?

选择1:

跟老公二人世界,但就这样过去了~

选择2:

和死党做爱做的事~(如果没有做爱做的事的话就不管你们噜~ xD)

选择3:

前所未有的跟coursemate疯一疯~

选择4:

回新加坡过很有气氛但不浪漫也很孤单的圣诞节~

选择5:

msn倒数寂寞圣诞~

选择6:

一觉睡到天亮~当普通日子一样~

基本上5和6都不可能发生在我身上的啦...

4其实是很想的,

但是不能sms的日子是很难过的...

也不是说不能,只是.........

一封sms RM1这样咯~~

圣诞啊圣诞...

为什么你突然让我爱上你呢?

ii love white Chrismas Tree~♥

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~ 

(p/s: 我分界了xD)

sesak LRT

hulamak~~

1st time 'sesak lrt'... =="

today maii class was 1pm until 2pm.

if ii wanna take lrt to skul,

ii nid to go 1 n half hour before maii class start so that ii wont late loh~

as usual,

11.30pm out from home edi~

reach star lrt is 11.50pm as usual~

reach masjid jamek is around 12pm as usual..

as usual, ii walk very fast to go to putra station~

bought maii ticket edi, then go downstair lo~

wooo~ got lrt eh!

faster faster!! excuse mii excuse mii!

aha! get into putra lrt edi^^

1minute pass.......

"eh y haven close door har?" ii was thinking~

"perhatian pelangan, xxxx masalah teknikal xxxxx bergerak perlahan, sila xxxxxxxxxx"

ii thought got accident happened in front thim........

coz in front de no move, behind de oso cant move de mah~

"perhatian pelangan, xxxx masalah teknikal xxxxx bergerak perlahan, sila xxxxxxxxxx"

walau eh! ii heard this for 9 times edi leh!!

20minutes later................. deng deng deng deng~ door closing.... GOOD! 12.24pm edi!!

(ii get into the lrt on 12.04pm)

"next station, KLCC"

hulamak! stop again!!

"perhatian pelangan, xxxx masalah teknikal xxxxx bergerak perlahan, sila xxxxxxxxxx"

"perhatian pelangan, xxxx masalah teknikal xxxxx bergerak perlahan, sila xxxxxxxxxx"

"perhatian pelangan, xxxx masalah teknikal xxxxx bergerak perlahan, sila xxxxxxxxxx"

ii sure late jor loh..

almost 1 station stop 2 minutes...

hey! u r wasting so many ppl's time leh!

can u give us a proper reason??

next station hor~~

"perhatian pelangan, xxxx masalah teknikal xxxxx bergerak perlahan, sila xxxxxxxxxx" AGAIN!

ii heard this on lrt for 15 times since ii get into the lrt....

k loh~ reach wangsa maju at 12.54pm~ maybe late 5 minutes oni lorr~

(called wen han b4 tat, his lrt oso delay, but he omost reach wangsa when ii called)

reach bustop, take bus loh~

heh? wen han wor~ haven go geh?

no bus wor~~~ mean tarc bus lah~

cheh.. thought the bus will go very soon..

wait jor a few minute, saw tarc bus pass by..... #*@$%&*$%^&*@

this bus n tat lrt ah............ ii SPEECHLESS jor....

reach class is edi 1.21pm

1hour class late omost half hor.... =="

luckily today oni give back midterm paper..

ok ok lohhhhh..........

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~ 

ElectronicPublishing Poster

昨天晚上9点多开始做我的EP设计,

做到11点的时候,有一半的成果出来了是挺满意的...

就在我cut着照片的时候,

AI突然停在那里!! Not Responding!!

OMG!!我还没有save的说!

我又是骂,又是打那个电脑,希望它快快有回反应...

等了10+分钟,我看应该是凶多吉少的了,

可是我还是不要把它end now,等待奇迹~~

看着它动也不动,简直就是哭出来了~

因为mou了这么久的成果竟然"千年道行一朝丧"..........

救世主也就不了我,因为祂不会电脑...... =="

算了咯,听话,restart咯~

重新做过...幸好还可以记得怎样做...

这次聪明了,会边做边save~

mou到一点多的时候,又来一次?!

喂,我刚刚越做越爽所以没有save到很多leh!!

只是save到刚刚不见了那里而已......

算了啦!这样做我一辈子都做不完...

不想了,就这样好了吧?

现在我反而担心彩玲不会写report叻~~



我的作品::



Copyrighted by Aki aka Babypiggie aka Sling aka 我!!
版权所有,你拿必究!!

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~

光会想是没有用的

这几天我都快被一堆的assignment给压死了...

noe why?

因为KL culture是'兴'last last minute work的...

我是一个超级跟得上'潮流'的人,

所以就会被压死咯~~

这几天是几辛苦一下的咯,

因为我条懒虫一直在身体里面发作...

星期五我就要'飞'了,

所有东西都必须在今天赶完..

那个MMS,我还是不知道该从何开始啊!

我们的老师跟他们的老师不一样...

我们的老师没有给我们guide,他们的有! T_T

虽然说要呕600个字出来不难,可是也要会写才能的啊!

还有今天那个EP design啊!

我天马行空的想了很好的设计概念,

可是,我做不出来啊!

会想又怎样?

再有创意又能如何?

自己做出来的时候变成一堆大便!!

一堆连我也不想看的大便!!!

请给我一个奇迹吧!

与其说奇迹,倒不如说赶快从天上掉下一个救世主给我吧......

给我一个属于我自己的救世主......我需要你..............................

18SG!!

没有想到我一回家脱鞋丢下书包后第一样做的东西竟然是开电脑blogging!!

hari ini dalam sejarah....

我真的是很不爽咯!

早上8点半起身到现在8点半才回到家!

在上了这么多课+炎热的天气+暗暗的天色+疲惫的身体+痛痛的头情况下竟然还要转那么多轮车才能回到家!

而且还是一个人的说....

不懂zomok我心里的感觉就只有愤怒!

而且还要每一句话加上d*l*n来形容才甘愿的哦!

MD,每次搭lrt回家跟去学校都要花掉我1个小时半的时间!

你以为时间很容易赚啊?!

浪费我的时间!!

明明是7点放学,却要8点半才回到家!

一个小时半的时间我都可以上云顶+去theme park entrance了咯!

最最最最最d*l*n的就是星期三的课!

明明只是1点到2点,一个小时的课,

我却要用到3个小时来回!!

意思等于,11点半出门,3点半回家!!!

d**,没事干嘛跑到那么远的学校读书哦?!!

有personal transport就讲jek!又不是有!

diam liao啦!女子之家那么粗鲁! END啦!!

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~ 

↑maii mood

Aki就要垮下来, 垮下来, 垮下来

此时的我,肚子正咕噜咕噜的叫着...

手上还有一大批还没有开始赶的assignments...

我却不知道愣在这儿干什么...

发月光梦?担心门没锁好?还是在考虑着要不要吃东西?

脑袋一片空白......

此时的我,是很想把所有东西完成,然后痛痛快快的睡一觉.

我的头,是很wing下wing下的咯!

不懂zomok,像开始做功课,却又害怕有什么东西忘记做...

糟了!我的design还没有画!还要上色的说!

算了啦......懒惰一下咯~

不对hoh!我已经懒了整个sem了!

ooi!醒醒leh!这个星期开始mid-term+presentation+assignment deadline了leh!

我在干嘛?我想我post这篇blog的时候一定是很不清醒的了...

或许等下回来看到的时候会想"那个混账用过我的户口发blog?!"~

傻了...我又傻了.........

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~ 

Fear. 恐惧.

刚刚8点多的时候天空下着不大不小的雨,

我拿着雨伞送男朋友去搭的士.

出去时我家里没有人,

送了男朋友过后我当然是一个人回家的咯!

我发现到自己原来很害怕一个人的时候...

走在黑暗的道路上,雨伞外头是一滴一滴的雨水,

经过我身边的是不明来历的人群,以及从我身后驶来的车子.

我害怕被人打抢...

这种失去自己心爱的东西的感觉是很恐怖,很痛苦,很无助的!

这,对我的心灵更加受到伤害!

从2月到现在,已经9个月了.

我到现在还是无法忘记那时候的感觉...

从那天起,我每天晚上都尽量逼自己夜睡.

有多夜就多夜......

我害怕要是我早睡的话,醒来后是恶梦的开始!

即使我再累,我也会尽量撑着.

这是我因为不睡觉而找来的借口吗?

一个人走在暗暗的街上,

双手按着自己的口袋,

每走5步路我就会回头看一看.

这已经成为我一个人走在街上时的习惯.

我不想这样!!

就连我留在家里也不觉得有安全感!

即使我用再多的锁,也不见得很安全!!

每次入睡,我都很害怕一张开眼睛,

眼前出现一个陌生人,又或者一群!

我真的很怕...很怕.........

到底有哪一个地方是真正真正安全,

可以让我很放心的逗留的呢?

Something tat attacked maii mind

ii noe maii english is so su*k but ii dun have other way to express maii mood now!

it's just happened within a second, but it makes mii upset for half day =="

is it not worth for it?

it's almost the deadline for the music assignment n the fella ask mii whether got bring the draft onot.

ii didnt wor~ he's not mean to scold mii but his facial expression told mii tat he's quite bu shuang now..

from "tat" face, ii started to have a lot of imagination,

n suddenly maii brain appear a sentence "now u noe wat's maii feeling?!!"

n ii omost speak it out.. but ii didnt.

OMG?! y cant ii control maii mind anymore?

dunno y ii started bu shuang tat fella since last sem just bcoz of a 'little thing'.

noe wat?

last sem's advertising assignment,

his job was to design the box for our product.

it's just five more days to the deadline but he's still 'no idea' about how to do it.

ii wont wan to fail maiiself! so ii did it within 2days.. (teacher still said good?! ==")

so, he didnt help a thing for his job........

ii'm not 'revenge', but just dunno y ii'm so horrible tat maii mind will appear a concept of 'revenge'.

ii noe ii'm bad, sometimes ii'm chuan, ii got no true new frens.

but ii can tell u, ii'm the best fren if u treat mii rili good.

once u betray mii, ii can be very evil.

however, no one try it before...

as a conclusion, ii tell YOU!

even though ii'm not hapii with u, ii will still done maii job.

ii dunwan to start any quarrel with u.

if not ii dunno how to face u for the next two years.

如果我真的跟你吵起来, 全世界的人都会觉得是我的错!

因为全世界的人都会觉得"谁先开始吵,就一定是吵的那个人蛮不讲理"

但又有谁真正知道事情是怎样的呢?

我是笨, 但这次我变聪明了!

我知道我自己渐渐的变聪明了!

~*~*小玲_Akiling*~*~ 

爱,来得太迟了...

[这是我post的第二篇让我哭出来的story..

这个比上一个感觉来得更强烈!

眼泪简直就好像开了水喉一样流个不停....

爱,来得太迟了..

还是上天趁对方还没拥有的时候就把它收回去了呢?

如果你想放弃一段感情的话,请趁它还没太深的时候放下;

如果你想让感情有个完美的结局,请抓紧时刻,

不要让自己后悔!]

一天女孩過生日，

男孩子在她生日的聚會上送了她一只可愛的毛毛熊，

在各種生日禮物中，這根本算不上是禮物．

女孩有些生氣，也許更多的是憤怒，

沒想到自己男朋友這麼小氣，今天是她的生日，還來了這麼多朋友．

去年男孩在她生日的時候送了她一把很名貴的藏刀，

男孩發誓說，如果有一天他背叛了女孩，女孩可以用刀劃破他的胸膛．

今年，兩個人一直在討論兩個人的未來，

這麼多朋友都來為女孩慶祝生日，

是男孩說在生日哪天會給女孩一個終生難忘的禮物．

結果似乎一切都出乎大家的以外，當然主要是女孩！

面對女孩憤怒的眼神，男孩只是壞壞的笑，這份禮物真的讓女孩終生難忘．

女孩在聚會中喝了很多酒，而男孩只是在旁邊静静的喝着可樂．

聚會結束，他們要回到自己的小家，

上了公路，女生一直很憤怒，一直在埋怨，

車的後排座放了很多名貴的禮物，當然還有那只毛毛熊.

女生開始抱怨男孩不愛她，不珍惜他們的愛，

男孩只是静静的開着車，什麼也沒有說，偶然會有一絲笑在臉上．

酒精在衝動的驅使下發作了．

女孩吐了，男孩靠邊停了車，

女孩大發脾氣，指責男孩給了她這樣一個不愉快的生日，

說了一些很傷感情的事情，

男孩一直無語，只是一只手拿着紙巾，一只手拿着礦泉水．

女孩突然跑到了公路中間，男孩沒有拉住她，兩個人就這樣在公路上拉扯着．

突然，一輛飛馳的快車直奔兩個人行駛過來，

男孩想都沒想的扔掉了手中的東西推開了女孩，女孩的頭重重的摔到了地上，

等她蘇醒的時候，她已經躺在了醫院，頭上綁着繃帶．

那輛飛速行駛汽車的司機，証明是酒後駕車．

男孩被撞出了15米，當救護車到的時候，

他嘴裡一邊吐着血一直說着〃别管我，看我女朋友怎麼樣？〃

到了醫院，男孩已經去了另一個世界，他最後的一話是毛毛熊，

毛毛熊在他的要求下，被醫護人員帶上了救護車，

他在這個世界上最後的一段路，就是這只小熊一直陪着他．

女孩得知男孩離去的消息，一直在哭，哭的昏过去了好幾次．

一個有心的護士把小熊送到了她的枕邊．

女孩再一次從昏厥中醒來，看着小熊上邊有着男孩的血，

似乎有着男孩的體温，她緊緊的把它抱在了胸前，輕輕的摸着它．

突然摸一件很硬的東西，女孩從小熊的口袋裡摸出了一件東西，

一個戒指盒，裡面有一隻漂亮的鑽石戒指，女孩看到這一切，切底崩潰了．

她拼命的哭，用力的撕着自己的頭髮和頭上的繃带，但是一切似乎都没有意義了．

女孩去了停屍間，那是的男孩身上的血跡已經被擦干，

他干干净净的，安詳的躺在那裡，嘴角還是有着一絲壞壞的笑，

女孩用手摸着男孩的頭，淚水從眼角劃落，

她不想哭出聲，因為男孩不喜歡她哭．

女孩第二天就出院了，回到了他們曾經愛的港灣．

打開房門，她被眼前的一切嚇呆了，

房間裡滿是玫瑰，桌子上有一個大大的蛋糕，旁邊的一個保温餐盒和一張卡片．

打開餐盒裡面是她最愛喝的湯，打開卡片裡面寫着：

"嫁给我，

你一輩子都不會後悔，

你一輩子都會感覺温暖，

我會一輩子讓你幸福，

我會一直守侯在你的身邊，

我會每天叫你起床，

為你做你喜歡的早餐，

送你上班,

時刻惦記你，

随時給你電話和信息，

不讓孤獨的感覺伴隨你一時一刻,

晚上我會接你下班，

為你做晚飯，

晚上讓你在我的懷中睡去後再静静睡去．

家裡事情你做主，但是家務還是我來吧，我身體比較好點．

如果應酬，我會在11點前回家，

如果出差我會把你這幾天食物準備好，

當然還有你愛吃的零食．

其實愛情就是簡簡單單兩個人的幸福，我們的幸福才剛剛開始，希望……"

女孩再也看不下去了，

她看到了房間裡仿佛滿使他們的歡聲笑語，滿是他們的蜜語甜言，

往日的情景一下子，涌入了她的心頭，

她在自責，在懊悔，在埋怨……

想着到底是誰背叛了那曾經美好的東西．

曾經的幸福這個時候變的尖銳，曾經的歡笑這個時候變的灰色．

男孩火化的那天女孩沒有去，女孩一個人静静的呆在他們愛的港灣，

看着他們出去旅游时的錄像，

輕輕的用去年生日哪天男孩送他那把藏刀割開了自己的手腕……

窗頭放着一張卡片：

"親愛的我來了，沒有你的日子我好難過．

是我錯了，你走的這幾天，我一直在回味我們在一起的日子，

你的體温你的氣味你的壞笑和你做的飯，

你是個騙子你說過一生守護我的，

沒有你，一個人睡覺好冷的，

沒有你做飯我肚子好餓，

沒有你在身邊我好孤單，

你慢點走，我來了，

雖然你沒有實現你的承諾，但是我還是真的愛你，

壞蛋我來了，慢點走，在前面等我，我來了……"

[[戀愛中的朋友們。。好好珍惜吧。。

也許這個世界沒有那麼完滿的愛．

但是這個世界有着最愛你的人和你最愛的人．

當最愛你的人和你最愛的人是一個人的時候，

告訴你．你是幸福的，

有些人往往是三角戀，也許你不懂我的愛．

我想看了這篇日誌你應該明白點吧．

希望看完這篇日誌的人珍惜眼前的一切

不要因為一點小事鬧大架哦 ！]]

~*~*小玲_Akiling*~*~ 

这就是我们

慢慢看~或许你已经忘记了'它们'的存在...

(anything tat remember accidently will be update on top)

*plz remind mii if u have remember something~(comment mii~)

Updated

sl: 是谁的心啊~~~~~~~~ (月牙湾)

billy: onot=izzit; ei u wan sing k izzit?= ei u wan sing k onot?

from lc: 我不要上车.........

sue: 走开(mandarin)=做鸡(cantonese); 你已经远远离开,我也会慢慢做鸡~

sue: 你又不是宇宙小姐(两手两只手指从上指下),何必非要三头六臂.. (两手两只手指从下指上)

kaihoong: safety belt=sa-fe-ty b-elt

sue: 流(mandarin)耳隆(cantonese)

cf: 你在哪里?; ks: 在你老婆房间啦~

to sl: 你以为这里是你家4啊~~?

from sl to yp: 你老婆的胸部很可怜哦... (pudding)

ks: boo boo boo.. blow bubble in the tea~

8tv: 美到!...............什么到!......................

from sue to sl: 哇好得意啊果杯水...=="

billy: 咩带离geh?; sue:咸带啦; billy: 边度咸?; sue: 你liam下咪知啦~ (cantonese)

to lamb: 电话要装相机,mp3,bluetooth,infrared......

billy: 快感拉沟!!

sue: form2放假前=放2form假前

sl: 你头发遮住你的天线了4啊~?梳高点啦.. (eating in pm~)

baby: 你叫鱼啊?酱我叫鸡啦..

yc: 最重要=最肿要 (重要+主要)

sue: 你这边zomok?哦耳朵来的.. (saying ks's hair~)

chiok yao: 吓到我变黑了... (saying the monitor screen)

from sl to ks: 节省拿你电话来录我们的电话啦.. (his phone got no such function..)

sl: 我没有听过节省讲广东话咯..; yp: 他会的啦..; ks: 你老母啊~(CANTONESE) (yp didnt realise he sengaja speak cantonese to show tat he noe!)

billy: 越来越"矮"

from billy: 身体健康~

Updated

sl: (朋友驾车时候回头看我)不要转过来! (反应超大的~)

sl: (一接爸爸电话时)不知道,不是,没有,我不懂.....(其实爸爸什么都还没有说)

lc: (live)我不知道,不要问我.........

from sue to billy, then yp, then all: Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lc: 给=北; 刚刚下雨都北雨水pak肮脏了(头发)

lc to sl: 独一无二=5152; sl听错~

sl: (朋友问"不要跟我说你还是用白鸽寄信的?",因为我说不懂什么是sms) 我回答:"没有啦,我把写好的信放进信封里,写了地址过后搭的士去那个人的家按ding dong,等他出来开门,然后我把信交给他."

from lc: 你要去哪里?回去你心里~~

sl: 星星相印!!

lc: 隔墙有耳=隔肠有余 (cantonese)

bibi: 沉尸海底=沉尸海底...yeah2~('椰')

lc: 圣水啊!圣光啊!; sl: eerrr!!(加动作)

lc: (被人动到耳朵,痛的时候~) "herr!"(加眼睛睁大+手指duk duk+笑笑底)

sl: 你弄我生气的时候我手上拿到什么就倒什么的了.你应该庆幸我拿到的不是'洗摇'~

lc+sl= ang gu gu jiao~~ (不要变态!)

sl: 我爸爸要考试liao... (坐在lc's home外面暗暗看报纸.)

billy: 索里啊~~~ (圣诞树声音)

billy: one zelow zelow dolar (加手部100动作)

wan ling: 阴谋=阴毛; 你到底有什么阴毛!! (阴毛不是阴毛咯,还有分什么的meh?)

lc: 蓝色=青色; 青色=蓝色 (U32=T329; UNO green=blue)

billy: 蓝色=青色; 青色=蓝色 (他家篱笆的颜色~one year ago)

sl: 我而家连饭都唔食会都唔开,就系要听你解释啊.你解释啦解释啦!解释啊解释啊解释啊解释啊!!! (with特别音调)

sl: 左右左右左右左右............(越按越快)= NEW ANIMATION OF OUR MEMORY

from bibi to we all: sky juice=RM15.90 (心痛的感觉!!)

Updated

billy: 过年=果念; 一月不是'果念'meh? (on the way backing from genting)

billy: 我要自我控制!!; we all: 我们无法自拔!!

to billy: 趁你睡觉的时候抓你的xx吊在风扇转!!

joyce: 很想在雪柜找东西吃=好想食雪柜 (cantonese)

man yee: condom不是可以吃的咩?

bibi: 很想挖我的眼睛出来洗...

Updated

ks: (billy ask: 可以教我如何快乐吗?) gucit自己啦! (from~~http://billyching.pixnet.net/blog/post/29193935) 这个有好笑!

zling: 啊!!!!!王子!!!毛弟!!!

sl to billy: 你酱靓仔~

sl to ah lame: ah lame再见!!我们不要再见了!! (spm last day~jk oni~)

we all: 十分非常very super duper hyper tera giga mega kilo............

09/09/09

billy: 嫁鸡随鸡,嫁gao4随gao4 (cantonese)

sl: 鞋粉= '孩'粉 (mandarin)

baba: 洗+打冰皮月饼

lc: go study= study go

sue: 我要喝'seven-eleven'; seven up= seven-eleven

billy: 过夜= 隔夜

billy: 隔夜= 过夜

we all: 一碗9块9= 一晚9块9

we all: 呕死啦你!

to billy: 厕所自恋猥琐佬

to billy: "G?有啊~neh~" (指着billy)

lc: super sms= super msn

sl: 把头放进书包挡日晒雨淋~

billy: 老虎不发威,别当我多啦A梦!

billy: (别人说"为什么他有的?") 因为他不是没有咯~

zling: 那边有很多chocalate'扫4'!! (加指定动作~)

zling: 我没有这种照片哦~

wan ling: 我不会穿到好像圣诞树(左手食指上下'da da da da'指着sling)酱的~

sl: yo!!稚~

man yee+sl: "deng deng deng deng de~~" nokia theme(接着手就握起来了~); 然后接着就"boop! har~ hi ho oh, hi yi yi eh ho oh, ho~~ hi ho oh~ hi yi yi eh ho~~~ oh~~~~" mr bean theme就出来了~

to joyce: 张栋梁!!

sue: zutt!; sl+lc: zutt!(after sue); sl: 给我一个tempo!!; sue+sl+lc: zutt! zutt!!.........

lc: ii am still here!!!

zling: 草莓'右'脑儿童之家= 草莓'左'脑儿童之家

to sl+lc+bibi+sue: 你们一定是college student, tar college学生是是?; T=Tng, A=Aki, C=你们两个慢慢争啦~, 剩下的就是R了...(我说: R是lc的,因为lc是nv Ren~)

to lc: 女人~~

to billy: 有三个生殖器官; 一个在头顶,一个在口.........

sl: 阿拉伯交友网站

sue: master bedroom=??; hence, sl: Mcdonald=??

sl: 没有啦~(加手部动作)

to joyce: 高8个key

billy from zling: 挡住人家下楼梯那个动作

lame: 格子衣=fashion=ah lame!! (写到我自己都笑了~)

sl: xheng xheng oh~~

sl: 阴公!炒个饭炒成粒钟! (dunno y sue said funny~~)

sl: 那个女生很像曹格哦~; sue:哪一个?; sl: neh你看到像曹格那个就是的了~

from 启铭 to bibi+lc+sl+sue+billy+qq: 你'鸟'三条一条都'鸟'唔入啊~ (cantonese)

from 启铭 to us: 我好'离'啊~; 累= 离 (cantonese)

from lc's mum to sl: 人衰买条裤都衰过人~ (cantonese)

sl: 超级白~

sl: 超级白= chao ji bai; [(during work)我写你(lc)哥哥的名上去啦,"chao ji bai"(因为那个表格要填英文名,然后不知不觉就直接把'超级白'讲成'chaojibai'~zadao!!)]

bibi+billy+berry+babypiggie(+alexBubu?)= B帮!! (bc sue?)

max: 排撤= 排泄

罗马鞋= 38鞋

sl: 白痴! (转过头做那个样子)

tj: 车!我一口都可以吃完啦! (thing about 包)

tj: 嫦娥吃月饼~

sl to sue: 我不喜欢玩打飞机的game的~; sue: 幸好我弟弟不在~; sue's bro: 我在啦......

we all: 全部船黏在一起~前所未有~ (in genting)

from zling/mk to billy: 连boot~~

cf to zling: 浪漫是要用到钱的~ (this sentence steal from somewhere~)

billy: 烤烧焖锔ooi腌'叮'!!

bibi: 归你的头! (831凌晨~)

desmond: 面包=面bou(面'煲') 因为'煲'是读bou~

desmond: 我不懂zomok人家M的时候这样(一只手~),我的要这样的哦..(两只手~)

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~

弄哭我了...

[这是一个会令女生觉得感动的故事吧?

我一边看着这个故事一边哭leh~(因为我是女生?)]

女孩给男孩发了条短消息：如果家里穷困潦倒到只有一碗稀饭面对着我们两人，你会把稀饭里的米给我吃吗？

男孩回消息：这还用说吗？但是我认为一个真正爱那个女孩的男孩，就不应该让自己心爱的女人过如此生活。

女孩回消息：可有一个人的回答是这样！他说，不！我会把整碗的米连同稀粥都给她喝。这短短的对话会不会感动所有女人我不知道，可我却被深深打动。

男孩回消息：那么连这一碗稀粥也没有，那个男人会怎么做呢？！或者有没有想到那一碗稀饭女孩吃了是不是还肚子饿呢？！

女孩认为，男孩应该像那个男孩那样回答：不！我会把米和稀粥都给你喝！才是真正完美，标准，唯一的答案。

因为男孩没有按女孩的意思回答好这个问题，女孩和男孩背对背睡了一夜，男孩几次想拥她入睡都被女孩拒绝。

上天有时总是有些不尽人意。

后来女孩和男孩走到一起的时候，由于种种原因，他们真的遇上了类似于只有一碗稀饭喝的日子。

那天，男孩悄悄地给女孩留个言：亲爱的，我吃过了，桌上给你留了碗稀饭，你把它喝完。

女孩喝完那晚稀饭，小憩一会的时候。男孩从外面回来，给女孩带回来她喜欢吃的羊肉串，水果，奶茶。

男孩对女孩说，他找了份临时工作，刚挣的钱，老板答应先付一部分工资。说完还拿出口袋的钱在女孩面前晃了晃。

“亲爱的慢慢吃！我已经在外面吃过了。”说完还做了个调皮的鬼脸。

在最困难的那段日子，女孩依旧快乐的幸福着，男孩倒好像由于工作劳累，身体有些不适。

后来，男孩有了工作，女孩和男孩对他们未来的幸福充满美丽的憧憬。

女孩喜欢看电视，看到电视中报道多年前在一场大地震中，

一位母亲和孩子被压在废墟下，母亲的奶水被孩子吃尽时，

母亲咬开了自己手上的血管，用自己的鲜血喂孩子。

数天后，人们终于扒开废墟下的母子，母亲已经血流殆尽离开了人世，嘴角的粘着母亲鲜血的孩子带着天真的笑容，红嘟嘟的鲜艳小脸蛋获得了新生。

女孩问男孩，如果我们俩被压在废墟下，你会像那位母亲样用你的血液使我活下来吗？

男孩对女孩的言语间竟有些激动。他对女孩说不要老是有这样那样的怪念头好吗？

你是我的女人，我会尽我所能的让我的女人幸福，在任何你的生命和安全受到威胁的时候，我会不顾一切的保护好你。

你是我的最爱，我也不允许你把种种不好的推测用到你的身上，亲爱的。

周末，一个阳光明媚的上午，男孩挽着女孩的手，兴冲冲地逛了一个上午，买了好多女孩喜欢吃的零食和她喜欢的衣服走在回家的路上。

两个幸福的小人儿，再穿过一个路口，就能到达他们共同构筑的爱的小巢——他们幸福的小天堂。

男孩一手挽着女孩，一手拎着买来的东西，男孩在前，女孩在后，两人走在斑马线上，就要穿过马路了，突然一辆右转弯车辆，直直地向离男孩一步之遥的后面的女孩疾速驶来，眨眼的功夫，汽车就要撞到女孩。

“砰！”的一声闷响后紧跟着汽车紧急刹车的声音。

一切来得那么突然，被撞者轻飘飘的飞向两米开外。路面上是一片刺眼的鲜血的红。

“不！不要！”由于惊吓刚刚回过神来的女孩，歇斯底里地凄惨叫声撞击着每个围观者的耳膜。

女孩明白，汽车本来是撞向她的，在常人来不及反应的一刹那间的零点几秒里，男孩却惊奇地把她推开了，自己倒在血泊里。

女孩哭喊着扑到男孩身边，男孩浑身是血，女孩大声地呼唤着男孩名字，围观者说没用了，已经试过男孩没有呼吸了。

女孩不相信，继续呼唤着男孩的名字，男孩竟然奇迹般的睁开了眼睛，看了女孩一眼，带着安详地微笑，永远闭上了眼睛。

女孩明白，男孩在生命的最尽头还在苦苦挣扎，拼尽最后一丝气力看到自己的亲爱的小女人安然无恙了，才放心地闭上眼睛。

那是个多雨的季节，到处充满了潮湿，雨水把天地连成雾蒙蒙一片。

两个人构筑的爱情小巢，现在只剩下女孩一个人，女孩浮想起以前两人在一起的点点滴滴。

女孩后悔那次不该因为男孩没有按自己的意思回答她问题，背对着他睡了一夜，后悔男孩几次欲拥她入睡，都被她拒绝。她现在好想紧紧的拥着男孩，把那一夜的背对背补回来，可是再也无法也不可能补回来。

女孩习惯了逛马路时，身边有一个人紧紧的握住她的手，不用担心那些川流不息的汽车。

男孩总是自己走在有汽车的一方让她走在远离汽车的另一边。女孩好想再抓住那种安全感，可是怎么抓也抓不住。

女孩睡觉前，习惯了，有人给她唱着歌讲着故事入睡，现在再也没有人为她唱歌讲故事，她总是难以入睡。

女孩睡觉时，喜欢踹被子，男孩总是在每一次她踹掉被子时及时的醒来给她重新盖好。现在那个人再也不能哪怕为她盖一次被子。

女孩喜欢吃零食，男孩每次从外面回到家里总能给她个小谗猫带来惊喜，安慰她的小肚肚，现在她的小肚肚多少天再也没有人安慰。

女孩喜欢吃瓜子，喜欢吃板栗，喜欢吃橘子，却不喜欢剥皮儿，女孩每次畅快淋漓的大吃特吃完瓜子，板栗，橘子后，

男孩的面前总是堆起一堆果皮山，现在由于剥皮吃那些东西太费劲，她好久没敢碰那些想吃不能吃的好东西。

女孩现在有太多的不习惯，她只能学着慢慢的把不习惯变成习惯。

女孩整理遗物时发现了一个献血证，上面写着男孩的名字。

奇怪的是她从来不知道，男孩在一个月连续献了三次血，上面献血的日期更让她震惊，她清楚地记得，永远也忘不了那段他们最艰苦的日子。

她明白了那段日子男孩的身体为何那么虚弱，明白了男孩“预付的工资”的含义，明白了男孩是用偷偷献血的换来钱给她买来她喜欢吃的东西。

女孩继续整理遗物时，发现了一份报纸，意外地发现那场大地震时，那位伟大的母亲就是男孩的母亲，那个幸运获得生命的孩子就是男孩，而男孩又把这份幸运给了她。

女孩泪水涟涟。

看后感言: 请珍惜身边现在所拥有的..你真的不会知道什么时候的下一秒,可能会让你后悔一辈子...

*老公,我爱你!* 11199999

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~

2008/4/26

 

Met Another "Me" In Facebook!!

walau~

just now... about 3.50pm   6/9/2009

ii saw a thing on facebook tat made mii shocked~~

fuyoh.. ii saw a xiaomeimeii(borned in 1995) name Kelly Lim Chin Chin(so cute de name) using maii photo on HER facebook eh!!

maii 1st reaction tat time was "SHIT!"..

actually according to the law, can sue her 1 geh~

bcoz ii'm not famous mah~ haha xD

(sue her to get money?? ==")

show u har~~

(add mii summore.. halo~~)

As conclusion, good thing or bad thing??

*~*~[小玲_Akiling]*~*~

 

Monday Morning Family!!

Ohh~ Sweety~

Dance Competition Video Clip

Funky Devilz Performance

Hip-Hop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R2Ojjy6NpA

Latin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLB2wiMjMcI

Indian Dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvSpn9Ln4aI

CHAMPION for the very 1st time!!

22/8/2009: 7am-3pm Saturday RainyDay

今天是大家都等了好久好久的contemporary dance competition,

昨天他们千交代万交代一定要7点准时到,

所以我嘛很早就睡觉了咯~大概2am这样我就睡觉了~

m的,都睡不够那个闹钟就di di di响了!那时候才5点半!

我读早上班的时候都没有这么早起身的说!(又好像有=.=)

6点半准准我就到sue家门口了,

就s她咯,没反应;mc她咯,没反应;打给她咯,还是依然照旧没反应.

就打去她家了.还好她家还有人接电话~她婆婆~~

"sue vy未起身啊..."

啥?!!!7点要到leh~

不过没关系啦..可以写包单肯定他们不会酱准时的啦~

cheh~就算sue怎样mo都好,7.06am就到了...

果然啦!都没有人的!还以为我们约错地方了..后来就看到vins咯~

人还没到齐,我们先到canteen跟晓婷那组(是v2吗?当它是啦~)坐坐~(因为这样互相吸收灵气??)

然后他们谈天咯~谈到"有练习就是不一样"(大概是这样)

后来玩玩笑就变成"劲就是不一样!"

等人到齐,就去M004练习咯~要谢谢M004??

把我平时很烂的latin练好~

废话少说..(已经说很多了~)

10点这样,比赛就开始了.

四面八方都有人看着咯~所以我特地不要戴眼镜的~聪明leh?

wah~monday morning的两组都不错leh!有点怕怕了~

.........group 14!!

"funky devilz u r the best!!"我们的member,文永说的~xeh xeh^^

fuyoh~我生平第一次,真的是very very 1st time在大众面前跳舞,

还是比赛那个!虽然说不是我一个人,我也不是什么重角色,可是还是有紧张哦!

hiphop我有忘记leh!!

哇!超感动的.跳着hiphop的时候有一段全场的尖叫声冲着我的耳朵来,简直没有呼吸的余地~

因为我们'亲爱的'队长很风骚啊~~~

hoo~hip hop done.. 2minute for u to change clothes.

hey!大家都当众脱衣了~全部表演最精彩的都是每一组换衣的时候???

我把衣服脱了乱乱丢,然后就穿裙穿鞋咯~

latin.. okok gua~

我们特别的地方就是男生有戴mask咯(女生的手有戴花的,thx to xiao yan&joyce)..因为没有其它组做.

(其实我明明是忘记跳舞的时候发生什么事了,太梦幻了!)

我只记得跳latin的时候,siew teng的不懂什么东西一feng,丢到我而已~

我这个2打6就跟milky他们同排咯,最后那排==,因为没有突破~

vins跟xiao yan有加抬起来'飞'的部分,所以又加分了吧?

OMG!换印度装的时候我找不到那个头翻衣服过来,吓到我一直喊..吵死人~

我站中间哦!幸好衰在我平衡力够好,所以还ok吧..(金鸡独立?鹤鸡立群?)

跟别组差不多咯,因为没有改嘛..

特别的地方就是在我们收场的时候没有全部挤在一堆,

而是很规律的站好自己的地方咯~

我喜欢v2 leh~他们的latin超有情节的.

samantha饰演他们所谓的狐狸精..(饰演而已啊,不要打我~)

其他女生的partner就围着samantha转牛牛,

结果就被自己的'老婆'拉耳朵回家~不错leh?

sue是第5组,bibi是第17组嘛.bibi那组完了就没有了~

就公布male n female best dancer咯!

我们的组有lhaveena, falini, jiny, zoee, vins进哦!(不懂有没有记错..有3个进对对?)

其他monday morning的我记得的啦,有mona,爱玲,大家姐vicky,还有她那组(Extreme)那个男的~

PK到最后5强,male的vins罢了咯,可惜没有拿到咯~

female的......walao geng loh!!

monday morning的占了4/5... zoee, vicky, mona, falini......

哈哈哈哈哈,我们都发疯了!在那边"vins vins vins........"

"zoee zoee zoee........."

"大家姐大家姐大家姐........"

"monday"   "morning"   "monday"   "morning" (一人喊一个字)

"which class is the best?"   "monday morning class!!!"

really bising lah~~~

我原本在chin那里的,过后特地跑过来喊leh!

还为了vins排烂手掌哦~全gang都是~

我们monday morning的还真的是很family咯..

因为看到别天的他们都是gang gang坐的~(vins说的啦~~)

最后,female best dancer归大家姐所有!

YEAH!! monday morning class is the best!!(terpengaruh edi) sweat... =="

zoee ah zoee, so tired hor? today u r still maii 'lover', ii help u massage awhile lah~(rili AWHILE leh~)

woooooooooooooo~~~~~!!!!!!!!!! it's the time for result!!

那个姐姐对着vins说"我已经知道result了,可是我不要给你知道. =P "

5th,那个不懂星期一下午还是星期二早上的leader+1tt nite gang..

ou~这时候就跟zoee&vins说"我们真的是拿第六名啊.."

因为他们跳得很好叻!

4th, 慧娴gang..

3rd,我真的真的忘记了...

...........................那个姐姐在那边制造气氛~

"hu do u think is the champion?"

当然没有人敢出声咯...

"group 14 n group 9 please stand up..."

OMG!!!!真的有吓到leh!!

都还没知道哪组冠军都已经兴奋到..............................infinity~(他们啦..)

因为我们都是........MONDAY MORNING!!!哈哈哈哈哈~大家都疯了!

抱的抱,跳的跳,喊的喊...

结果rules就是叫我们PK hiphop..

带着兴奋的心情跳咯!! XD XD XD XD XD!!!

我的眼镜还挂在胸前的leh!嘛趁进场的时候滑去旁边的地上咯~

"the champion is.................. FUNKY DEVILZ!!'

顶~都忘记了自己的组叫什么名了..

诶!是我们leh!!大家跳到更高了...我的眼睛都在飚泪了..

我们..真的很吵.后面的人全部都是静静的,傻眼的看着我们癫!!

排队领奖咯!到我的时候hor~没有杯了!!senior还伸舌头出来"死咯.."

then give mii 1 box loh.. mr bonny said "special prize"..

唷~有点"特别"了咯!跑去抢人家的杯..人家才不给你呢!vins也是没有啦..

我人生第一次,真的再一次for the very very FIRST time拿到奖"牌"!!

昨天在chin家还说"我长这么大一个奖牌都没有拿过"..

结果天马上就给了我一个..虽然是烂烂底xD..但至少不是自己去弄的..

"KOLEJ TUNKU ABDUL RAHMAN     CONTEMPORARY DANCE     CHAMPION     CO-CURRICULAR PROGRAMME" 上面写着~

v2他们啊,还拿着奖牌围圆圈跳起来feng feng feng叻!

他们还跟vins sot mai一份,跳他们的指定舞蹈部分neh!(我不会...)

然后有best costume..又是v2拿叻!

dai拿啦~用scarf跳两支舞那么特别~晓婷,你是掂的!

现在回想起,真的是一切辛苦都是值得的..

过后少不了的当然就是拍大合照咯!

此刻的我也不管它拍出来是不是样衰了..只觉得,没有你们,就没有我..

真的......这就像是一场梦..因为一离开学院,我就忘记了我们是怎么拿下冠军的.

当时又是抱着怎样的心情..我都不记得了..只知道大家都很开心.......

thx to Mr Bonny, our seniors, Funky Devilz members n the whole MONDAY MORNING CLASSMATES!!!

maii feel to u all is "MONDAY MORNING CLASS MEMBER, I LOVE U ALL!!"

wish we wont forget anyone of us for the future n oso dun forget we r the proud-est MONDAY MORNING CLASS!!

the most important thing is.. please do not forget our 12weeks memory!!

although it's short, but it's meaningful than many other things..

especially for our FRIENDSHIP!!

OUR TEAM WILL LAST FOREVER!!

the cloth tat represent US, ii will keep nice nice de lah..

wont wash it somemore..(is tat too dirty??) coz ii scare the word will drop mah..

it's our FIVE RINGGIT MEMORY!!

lovely Funky Devilz member: Siew Teng, Xiao Yan, Rupal, Milky(mei juan), Aki, Lhaveena, Falini, Joyce Lim, Jiny, Zoee(lovely assistant leader), Vins(lovely male/female leader- coz he dance gal's part lah==")

++感动收场!! 12weeks memory++

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~ 

Pass maii test FINALLY

20/7/2009  MONDAY

fuyoh! scary scary..

ii've been worried for two nights just bcoz of today..

taking maii driving test for the SECOND time..

ii'm the afternoon's round, so b4 tat ii went to maii 9am koko loh..

walau.. so tired neh!! nap awhile when they discussing about banner's thing..

12pm sharp, ii reach taman muda.

about 12.30pm, the uncle oni fetch mii.. but, he stop the van by roadside n go dunno where where..

hey! ii'm inside the van neh! he switch off the engine n close all the doors n windows......

ii omost cant breath inside.. so ii go n open the door..

it's hot, but better then die loh~ hor? haha xD

after about half hour(ii think is 20mins), we start going to Ulu Langat loh..

ii take a photo inside the van.. with maii smile~ ^^

hmm~ maii smile not bad, ii think today will be good luck?

wah~ ii thought 1.30pm will starts the test.. ii reach there is 1++pm.

ii wait at the pondok, then announcement "sekarang masa makan sampai 1.45pm, semua ujian akan diteruskan selepas 1.45pm"

huh?! nid to wait so long arr?

since ii so tired, ii mah take a nap there loh~

about 2pm, the ujian diteruskan...

cheh~ now oni 3rd batch, ii think still nid waiiiiit ba??

about 2.45pm, the turn for ulangan!!

walau ehh!! 3person oni ohH~ hahahahahahahaha.. good? bad?

weii! still scared leh!!

maii brain is full of the LOOK LOK SAN image!!

maii heart keep on bupbupbupbup~

ii ate dentyne to release maii worry mood..

hooo~ okok lah..

"ulangan!!"

3ppl oni mah.. mah go Q up loh..

ii'm bringing maii dogdog all the time, hope its gv mii luck loh~

until maii turn hor~ luckily he choose the new car for mii neh! plat number is "WSR 6xxx" de~

still abit scare.. noe y? coz after ii close the door, ii tie the safety belt, then ii go n start the engine..

eii? cannot start de??

"sudah.. sudah.. engine sudah ada lah.. u cuba tengok.."

ei? yawow~ ii rili sot liao..

test the clutch 1st... hoh! this time ii'm on the right lane..

"nombor 2!" wee~ go lu~~

OMG!! langgar traffic cone with the backside of the car..(dunno got bom onot lah~)

look at his face reaction sin~~ hooo~ continue..

buum~~ okok lengleng lah.. handbrake~

"turun!" release clutch, tekan minyak..

eii? the car got reaction when wan move de wor..

the coach didnt told oso~ heng!! so important oso didnt say..

put handbrake~ wee~~~ success!

now worry about parking.. coz ii was thinking "1st time fail up hill, 2nd time parking?" haha sot ler xD

after pass up maii card, ii get into maii 1.0 kancil.

left, right, right, left. ok, nice!

ii raise up maii hand loh~ but scare he didnt saw, then ii mah swing maii hand loh~

then he like so exited, goyang goyang n gv mii the sign "continue"..

huiyo~ luckily....... then after 3point turn..

YEAH! ii'm FREE!!!! ii PASS! this time is the really exited xD!

the pegawai jpj is oso exited, bcoz boleh balik rumah edi..

coz ii'm the second last people mah..

the last1 at number3.

wee~~ pass up maii card to the jpj office..

"bup!" the cop is on maii card lu!!

yeah yeah~~~~~^^

++HAPPY ENDING++

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~

(the photo that ii capture in the van b4 the test) 

FAIL for the very first time

15/6/2009  MONDAY

A bad luck day?

ii decided to skip maii class n koko today bcoz ii'm going to have a driving test for a very first time in maii life.

the day b4 the test, ii was not worried at all bcoz ii've practised for 2hrs.

On 15/6/2009, 8am morning, ii reach to taman muda to wait for the umcle to fetch us go to Ulu Langat to have the test.

If ii not mistaken, ii rmb maii number was 27.

When ii reach jpj, ii got the number 22.

Wow! Quite fast to maii turn neh~

the day b4 was raining, so ii think the engine is very COLD??

haiz.. ii start to think negatively..

it's ALL bcoz the auntie by maii side keep on n keep on saying.. "aiya, ii very scared leh~ ii very scared arr~" to infinity..........................................................

She's number 21, tat means b4 maii turn.

ii choose the car beside her bcoz the feel ngam loh~ haha xD

"dua puluh satu!" she up hill loh~

hmm~ still ok.. "turun!"

geh geh geh geh geh... LOOK LOK SAN!!!!!!

"dua puluh dua!"

buh buh buh buh buh... hmm~ nice! tepat to the yellow line!

"turun!"

geh geh geh geh geh... LOOK LOK SAN??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRY? SMILE? NO FEEL?

when ii look lok san, the car somemore sei for leh! impossible de lah!

ii planed to let the car LOOK otomatically de neh~

dim zhii it sei for at the middle of the hill!! wah~ obviously ii'm a PROFESSIONAL driver lah..

other ppl oso cannot sei for during LOOK LOK SAN neh~~

after taking maii card, go on the road..

haiz.. no mood jor lah.. on wat lah~

put maii bag behind loh..

then ii get 17/20. luan luan mark de gua~~

ok loh.. give mii pass.. show abit exited face to u lah.. =)

ii think rili exited jor gua.. straight away go n gv maii card to jpj..

forget to off engine somemore.. then ii heard the car "bibi" mii.. didnt bother it..

then ii mah go to jpj office loh~ aiya.. so thirsty~ eii? ii rmb ii got bring water de boh~

aiya! inside the car lah! so exited for wat?

no wonder he "bibi" mii lah..

T_T~!!

actually is sad lah!

ii got no job now!!

FAIL somemore!!

undang test= paid maiiself

driving test= paid maiiself

after ii paying maii driving fees, ii got no money edi!

WITHIN 2MINUTES, ii LOST RM170!!

bcoz of tat 2MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haiz.. yuan ben decided no nid go college edi, but 12.30pm ii back to home edi..

mah go for koko loh~ 2pm one..

when the teacher take attendance hor~ ask mii y absent this morning..

ii mah said "went to driving test.."

"pass or fail?"

"FAIL......................................................................................"

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~ 

Highway奇遇

只是一个短短的事件,

但是我却很想把它记录下来,

因为我觉得还挺有趣的!! ^^

7月24日   星期五

因为今天有考试，可是之前没有读书,

所以早上早早起身眯书~IT哦!

惨了惨了!1个小时半怎么读得完4个chapter?

9点半拿着一堆note上车读..

走在highway开始觉得不行了,会作呕,

就把note放下想小息一会儿咯~

一抬头..........................................................

哇!!!丽亲哦!!!!!!!!!

++故事完毕++

没那么快,还要解释leh~

我突然看到车牌15**在我左边出现,我就一直duk着窗口看她看不看到我咯~

人家驾车几专心哦~~~~~~~~~~

25/7/2009   星期六

可怜咯~今天要8点赶去学校练舞wah?

坐motor...在朦朦胧胧之下,我望来望去..

motor都是驾最左边lane的嘛,

我都是望右边的咯~结果.....................

又是丽亲哦!!!

mm hai gua? gam yao yuen??!

原本还在怀疑着是不是她的,结果后来她跟我提起说"今天还要去上课哦!"

我就问她是不是8点课咯~她说不是,11点~

我就以为我看错咯!

后来她跟我补充了一句"我8点就在学校了咯!"

conclusion: 我们真的很有缘...

comment: 下次要见面/交换东西就在highway见吧!

++FINAL THE END++

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~

 

New College Life ∩_∩

(maii 2nd blog in english~ haha xD! like no improvement at all..)

during this few days,

ii feel hapii n enjoying.

the main n the minor reason ii think is bcoz of:

1st: ii got new frens+ new gang edi..(3/6/2009)

2nd: ii no need to attend NIGHT CLASS this week..

ii'm hapii to get with this gang of frens but unluckily,

we cant do group assignment together coz the gang was too FULL.

hmm~ zoee, choi leng, siew lee, xin yi, yi yin, ancy & me!!

since ii'm the newest member in their gang so ii get kicked out of the group assignment for sure..

(cant say kicked out la, is ii late loh~ haiz, FATE LA~)

NEW NEWS!!

ytd.. our class got a new student!

her name is Kelly.

she's abit alike man yee..

but she is SMALLER(?), TINIER(?)~~

her face tell mii "ii am just 16.."

mean she look so young loh~~

coz the 1st day she entered the class,

she was sat beside of mii.

then we talk A BIT lo~

then now become maii assignment's group member too~

(coz no ppl wan mii....T_T~ maii group is ROJAK group..)

everyday, 'omost all of us' ate the ICETERU..

share lai share qu lo~

but ii LOVE MANGO!!!

ytd, we went to tarc hostel.

we walk for a LONG distance UNDER THE HOT SUN~

then went to zoee's room.. (playing 7P? zoee said it.. haha xD)

hmm? her roommate look so familiar~

from SMKDL? dunno~

(coz ii saw she look at mii like telling mii tat 'ii noe u..')

we r together-gether this few days..

but NAMUN.. ii think maii assignment got NO CHANCE to discuss with them~~T_T

today~ we just having 3lecture classes..(mean didnt go classroom loh~)

then wow.. sleepy loh!!

althought the class is sooooo interesting,

but ii still FISHING...

SHIT la!! if keep on like this then how ii study arr?! FAN LEH!!

the 1st n 2nd class ii sat beside choi leng~

after tat got 1hour break, choi leng n yi yin didnt join us.

we talk about YAMATEH, BAK GUT TEH & GAMBATEH..

ii speak the yamateh by using 'gambateh' de feel loh~

then xian say "soft abit~"

haha, ii not dare to show in front of these new frens..

later they all scare mii liao~~ haha.. LATER la~~ LATER..(1year later?) hiehiehie~

when ii wanna go n buy food,

kelly said "u look like A PPL"(actually she means 'ii look like SOMEONE')

then ii said "ii'm OBVIOUSLY a ppl ar~"

then she said "nono, u look like a celebrity.."

ii said "is it a Sa?"

she said "nono, u look like the........................"

"Ah!! Zhuo Wen Xuan!"

maii mouth open so big coz ii get shocked of her statement..

1st time ppl said ii look like Genie~

(if ii really look like her thn ii must be sooooo hapii~)

the 3rd class, MOST OF THEM say wan rest la~ coz really tired..

so they didnt attend the IT class loh..

mm~ left mii, ancy, xian, siew lee, choi leng, yi min, kelvin n his fren(not our course de~ just attend for fun..) loh~

xian c c maii photo in hp, then kelvin said "u go n curl ur hair+ make up.. nicer~"

huh?~~ make up arr? dunwan la~

curl hair ar? lazy to take care wor~ how har?

after tat teacher give recess, ancy, xian, kelvin n his fren go back lu~~

(actually ii wan back oso de, but wan wait biao jie dismiss.. haha, so noty xD~)

after our class dismiss at 3.30pm,

ii went canteen2 with choi leng n WATCH her 'eat bread show'..

then we keng something about our LOVE STORY loh~~

hmm?? today end? ii think so..

maybe miss SOMETHING interesting la..

just for a record when ii noe u all n wat happened with u all loh~

muaxX muaxX..

--THE END--

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~ 

descriptionof maii frens↑

one word= CUTE!!

1st day of Lecturer

WoW~ maii FIRST blog typing in english in maii life..

ii'm still in the learning status so ii have to practice more..(tat's wat they need us to do so)

Hope tat after some years ii'll be laughing at wat ii'm written here now..(as it was too worst?)

Well.. briefly to flash back wat was happened today..

erm~ FIRST DAY of class? Not really..

ii got maii 1st class at 10am at DK ABC.

(ii didnt ever heard the name of this block n ii thought was DK A+DK B+DK C)

ii'm abit late for the class coz ii went to copy the timetable.

since ii dunno where is the block, ii juz follow the BIG GANG with suki..(跟大队~哈哈)

then ii keep on saying "big gang are always wrong one~~".. actually not la~haha

after ii'm inside the DK ABC, ii was looking for QUEENIE BIBI CHIN~(y the name so long 1 ha?)

wah~~ ii just scanning for the half of DK ABC then ii've got found her..

ii sat behind her since tat her side was got no place..

after the two hours of 'eh hem' lesson,

ii was looking for vivienne~

ha! she's same class with mii^^

after tat ii was going to canteen2..

erm.. looking for maii baba n cousin(tang ge)..

suddenly he 'piak' maii head(a funny 'verb'..) n ask mii "since when u walk so fast de?"

(coz he was following mii for a long distance but cant get mii..)

for just a moment, baba mama gugu mamah n the sui zaii back home lo~

then ii saw kar huei, she was drinking milk at the moment..

we were having our lunch together.

ii ate the MEDIUM wantanmee(the wantan got no meat 1),

n kar huei ate dry curry chicken mee lu~

about 1pm, ii sent kar huei to her class..(actually just half way)

then ii went to library.. on9 for 15min, reading...

about 2.15pm, ii went to block M with chin n we were chit-chat sitting at the corridor.

ii think the class was cancel. so ii wait for the 4pm's class..

huh? cancel oso arr?

sien lorr~ ii have to wait until 5pm for maii emcee training..

it's quite hard but our trainers are quite nice..

at least they wont act very fierce in front of us..

we just being ourself!

oh ya, ii'm pair with chee huat for the emcee competition.(will ii make someone lose?)

before 7pm, we were suggested to have a debate.

the trainer, james was asking for our opinion to get a title.

Wyth was saying "should we have SEX before marry?"

erm~ ii'm totally disagree about the stament la..

then after tat, wow~

dunno.. Wyth was talking something about 'hard',

then james just said u mean 'hard sex' or 'soft sex' ar?(something about it la.. but we're just jk~)

haha~ walau!! tooooooo funny until ii cant stop laughing..

we were having our task which 1 to interview other contestant at 7pm.

we got scolded by the committee..(coz emcee group was too noisy~)

it's a tough training, just like other competition. Eg:UPG n maybe 1 in a million?

actually ii can be enjoy the training n the  BIG problem is just....

the training is dismiss too late~~~~~~~~~~~(tired n danger..)

so today ii reached home at about 9.30pm n ii was straight away sleeping...

=END OF DAY1=

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~ 

hmm~ maii feeling? haha ↑

Surprise? SurpriseX2?

今天大概下午的时候,

我如往常一样无聊透顶,

所以就开电脑咯!

一边上网一边就sms..

由于在sms着,所以有信息来也是自然的就开咯!

什么?!我这次没有看错了吧?

天啊~我已经看错好多次有关Congratulations开头的信息了..

比如~

"CONGRATULATIONS!(so hapii when saw tis word) NOMBOR SIM ANDA TELAH MEMENANGI WANG TUNAI RMxxxxx, SILA HUBUNGI................................."

OR

"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE HIT TIER 1 OF DOMESTICSMS USAGE"

看到都生气了!

这次竟然没有看错哦!是真的叻!我还真的是进了决赛!

妈呀!开心死我了!

虽然已经是抱着没有希望的心态离开audition room,

可是竟然还有机会给我"哇~~!"

信息内容是这样的:

"congratulation!

you had been selected as the emcee finalist for talentime night 2009.

there will be a finalist meeting next monday, 25 may 09 at college hall 4.30pm.

please bring a copy of your course time table along. reply me if u had receive tis msg.

thx.Talentime nite09" (014 user)

起初看到congratulation时不以为意的,因为'天天'都收到.(有时还一天两封..)

那种心情,还真的难以比喻的!(因为本人英文很烂,还可以进到final?!)

[这是1st surprise]

其实回想起当天我进1st audition时,5月20日~(爱情日!)

当时我是抱着搏一搏的心态的.

hmm~当时我和朋友去了singing的2nd audition之后,

我屁股痒说想去mc的audition.

一进到去,我就跟他们说'can ii speak chinese?'

他们告诉我说,'our minimum requirement is ENGLISH.'

当时的我多么的想说'sorry, can ii leave now?'

也不知道怎么的这句话就咽下去了.

我的1st task是叫我introduce maiiself & TALK ABOUT ANYTHG!

这种自由的题材最难发挥了!

我就简短的介绍了自己,然后草草地告诉他们第一天来到tarc的事情.

就如singing一样,晚上会sms告诉我结果咯!

其实当晚我还有点期待会先收到singing的晋级信息咯~

不过都知道自己唱歌不怎么样了,说话还ok点..

那时singing的是我第一个收到会让我肉跳的congratulation信息.

内容都差不多,

"congratulations!

you have been selected for the 2nd audition for singing.

pls prepare yourself and attend the audition 20 or 21 may,

9am to 5pm at the same venue. Talentime Nite 09" (014 user)

到了晚上,是再也没有收到singing的了,

接踵而来的反而是mc了.

"Congratulations !

You have been selected for the 2nd audition for Emcee category.

Pls prepare youself & attend the audition tomorrow on 21 May at the same venue.

Talentime Nite 09" (012 user)

hmm~有点开心可是觉得应该不会进到太远,

所以也没有prepare myself.

5月21日(妈妈生日^^),

他叫我ACT ANYTHING.

算吧~没有准备就叫我演?

不过也是在没有浪费太多时间的情况下演了一小段'投诉你的洗头水'~

很好笑吧?我还要一人分饰两个角色,当然是笑着演咯!

结果给我的评语是'该生气的时候我竟然笑着演..'

依旧咯!入围的话晚上会收到sms..

晚上了哦!OMG!还真的收到叻!

"congratulation!

you had been selected for 3rd audition for Emcee.

pls prepare urself and attend the audition at 22 of may 9am to 5pm at same venue.

Talentine Nite 09" (014 user, he typed wrong for the word 'talentime')

原本还打算星期五(22/5)不要去学校的叻!

唉~算啦算啦,中也是这次不中也是这次罢了嘛~不是去咯~(表姐载..)

匆匆去到,就去audition了.

进到去,怎么评审不同人了的?!

原本是两女一男,3华族的,

今天怎么换走了一个女的,多了一个看起来很pro英文的印族男生..

完了完了,看来我今天是白来的了..

坐下过后,他跟我说昨天有叫我准备东西对不对?

哈?!没有叻!惨了~

哦~叫我当自己是一个大会的mc,从开始做到最后.

我就做talentime nite的咯!哇~还真的顿下顿下的..

也没有平时联席的英文来的好听了..

输了咯!晚上都还没有收到信息的..唉~白去了..

就在我以为没有希望,而且和talentime nite脱离关系时,

zi zi zi的信息来了! wow~!!爽?还是怎样啊?

要怕吗?因为即将要面对全校陌生的2000多张脸孔献丑叻!

嘿~讲话而已嘛!怕什么?你叫我唱歌就怕jek~

*2nd surprise是私人东西啦!

只是也是一件很值得兴奋的事~

就是...我把终于让我去怡保啦!哈哈哈哈哈~~

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~

^^心情就像这个一样↑

¨表哥の婚礼¨

今天是我表哥的婚礼嘛,

所以5点多就回家准备了.

我问爸爸:"喝喜酒要不要走很多路的啊?"爸爸说不用.

一切准备就绪后,我就穿着我的高跟鞋走出家里.

哇~要下楼,而且还要从我家走到出大路口去搭的士!

慢慢走咯!没有关系~

到了大马路,竟然没有taxi要去serdang!

后来来了一辆taxi,我们上车的时候他还不知道我们要去哪里的.

结果去到那里,taxi driver不会路,

我们terpaksa在路边下车走路去酒家.(是喜来登,而且还是沙登的!)

亲戚说在south city plaza门口对面,

可是south city有很多个门口叻!

于是我们就从遥远的一个门走进去里面,

转了左边然后问一下guard giant在哪里,

guard指去右边,结果就从遥远的左边走回去右边.

天啊!竟然是我们刚刚进去的那个门!

结果就走外面咯!容易看到嘛!

走过了山路和马路,还要走小路!

过马路的时候还要穿着高跟鞋跑...跑在已经属于是highway的马路上!

经过漫长的路程终于看到酒家了,不过竟然不是!

是后面那家..什么嘛?还要走?!

那时真得很想脱鞋就走的叻!

后来我还是挨到了...

到了酒家,哇,今天的酒家就只做我们的生意而已哦!我们好大哦...

心想"终于得救了!"

谁知竟然不够位坐!我还得站着!

他们说table L只剩两个位子,猜都应该是要丢我走的咯!

还好最后大家愿意逼着来坐叻!

其实一点都不逼咯!十个人的位子坐十一个人而已嘛!

还好我有机会看到他们的结婚照~yeah![♂:22 ♀:19]

封面..

笑得好灿烂哦!

我表哥有一点点那个张智霖的feel吼?(眉毛吗?还是眼睛?)

过后,欢迎仪式,就开餐咯!

第一道菜是龙虾拼盘(没有拍到!)

第二道就是蟹肉鱼翅咯!

过后有鸳鸯虾...(有我最爱的奶油虾哦!^^)

过后还有龙趸~

有乳猪..(猪头)

猪脚..

然后有这个不懂什么名堂..

(里面有西兰花,冬菇,类似斋鹅的东西,好像有带子哦!还有不懂什么~)

这道菜盘子下面的蜡烛..

还有荷叶饭..话说这'堆'荷叶饭现在已经在我家了..

甜品上菜咯!有炸的和冰皮的..炸的我有吃,里面是莲蓉.

(还记得爸爸曾经拿冰皮去洗,然后拿去微波炉'叮'..哈哈)

这堆甜品现在'也'在我家了..

(舅母明明说要拿给他们明天做早餐的,爸爸却不知情的拿了回来..)

最后!!!登登登登!我最爱的蜜瓜西米露!

(不懂有没有拍漏一道菜哦..

因为途中爸爸有出去献唱一两曲'不如归去','有个陌生的女孩'..= =|||)

好现实哦~吃完过后都'自动'散会了..

而现场就剩下刚刚欢迎新人的纸碎...

从场外看见散会的情景..

新娘车..

什么?!还得搭的士回家?!

你干脆出去截了的士然后叫他弯进来载我吧!

再走下去我不懂我的脚会变成怎样的了..

最后,

我还是顶着脚痛走出大路口..

还好有的士肯停下,不过开口就说RM25!

妈妈说20!他不肯~

可是最后他又发娇说'ok la ok la!!'

呼~顺利回到家..

可是我的脚变成怎样了?

中指顶到红了~

脚板走到也红了!

其实主要是想发泄心里的不忿而已..

就是穿高跟鞋还得走山路..

(因为一向来没有穿高跟鞋的习惯..)

THE END

~*~*[小玲_Akiling]*~*~